a snake lol idk (via sluttyoliveoil)
Being refered to as “my girl” makes me melt.
*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro
"What a slut time is. She screws everybody."
John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)